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FC: 0404 - 5851 - 7659 [Smash & Pokemon]
“ I want to live off my dream - playing video games until the day I die. This is the only lifestyle for me. ”
━ Mew2King’s twitch page, also a short description of my existance

sometimes I wake up in a cold sweat and cry because I remember that mega mawile is banned

i feel like whenever my foot falls asleep i have to bring it back from a whole other universe. like each individual nerve gotta realize it exists again. each tendon gotta stretch itself out of inception. each toe have to understand its purpose again

victini:

stantler:

"melee rewards offensive play" "brawl is too campy"

LMAO

tbh this is like…. 1/12 matches
there’s a reason why brawl is mainly single stock matches and why melee is 4 stock matches
brawl is far less balanced and is campy by nature, whereas melee is based primarily on teching and combostrings
It’s safe to say that melee gets campy sometimes. like really campy (as shown) but brawl is just a slower experience in general
to give a small example, the grand finals of most brawl tourns last around 20-25 minutes, whereas melee finals usually last about 8-15 minutes
not to say that either is a better game; brawl was a more meditated game and looks, sounds and feels great whereas melee was sort of a “happy accident;” the way it was built made it easy to manipulate and therefore incredibly competitive
TL;DR : Brawl is slower than Melee, but there are always exceptions

REAL LIVE PROOF THAT KEVAN IS AN ANCIENT MEME! BEFORE THE SACRED GROUND OF YOUTUBE EXISTED KEVAN WAS ALIVE AN WELL AS A MEME. THIS MAKES EVERY THEORY OF THE ORIGIN OF MEMES DEFUNCT AS WE NOW SEE THE VERY FIRST MEME…

people act like there’s more than one character on the roster

lost wallet: I’ll check lost/found
lost phone: I’ll call it
lost child: He’ll turn up
lost loved one: ripip
lost headphones: I will inspect every particle of this nation until my comrades are recovered

Female: I do cheer for PE
Me: for real? when I say “Date me” you say “okay”

if we start play fighting and it don’t end in me getting ur locator card then u can forget about our relationship

I’m off to Finland for the week- won’t be able to make/accept challenges for the tournament.
Total score: 28 points

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