sometimes I imagine that roadchipped came before chipwrecked so that the alvin in the chipmunks movies which usually gets me over the hump u know
y’all ever have to respond to your girlfriend on platforms you haven’t used in months
while yall are gettin high off the devils lettuce at the house party im gettin high off of validation from holdin the bathroom door open for everybody for three hours
i love how tinder does ads acting like imma swipe right on capitalism
hey so if you’re wondering where I went I’m active mostly on my twitter
(also my side blogs stay pretty busy links are up)
just because it’s a good meme doesn’t mean it’s a should meme
I used to be so concerned about being funny on the internet
I have no idea how I kept track of more than two blogs like now I can’t keep track of how many meals I have in a day
don’t send dick pics. send collarbones, hair. Ribs. ankles, thighs, maybe a strip steak medium rare
god I wish I could make some money *sells something for $1.50 on ebay* *smokes saffron cigar while putting on tiger skin coat* I, alone, lead this world’s economy
